Was on the way home on bus 66 today when this teenage couple sitting in front of me kept flirting and kissing each other. I would like to express my gratitude to them for juxtaposing my non-existential love life.

Call me envious, jealous or whatever, but I really felt like bludgeoning them with my Organic Chemistry textbook, and flinging them out of the bus with my telekinetic powers that is as non-existential as my love life.

The textbook is probably the reason why I'm not attached, but annoying couples, I beseech you to get a room to do your hanky panky stuff.

That is all, and thanks for the eyesore.