Potential dates for today:

周公
My Econs lecturer (through online webcast)
Myself

I have resigned to my fate that I will be grow old alone and just wither on the shelf, still waiting for people to come buy me.

Alas, in the meantime, I will settle for the best and that is to date 周公.
All you happy couples just go away and don't rub it in my face.
That is all.